Tuesday, September 27, 2016

DEBATE ONE: Kermit Looked Green

DEBATE #1:

It was underwhelming, to say the least.

KERMIT (OR "PEPE" TRUMP, IF YOU PREFER) LOOKED KINDA ... GREEN.



Green to political debate. Well, hey, he's green to politics in general. Being a Dem all his life so far doesn't seem to have prepared him (or maybe it prepared him all too well) to face them down, he seems to have forgotten that they're only "all about emotion" (i.e: a "clash of personalities") because they're trying to distract us and cover up for their crimes! He's not a Conservative, so he doesn't know what it is he's facing. He isn't able to face the truth about them, much less face them down for us!

OK, HERE'S MY FREE ADVICE (since I'm the Smartest 'human' in the World) TO TRUMP:

DONALD! LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR OPPONENT IS SAYING! LISTEN TO THE IMPLICATIONS SHE'S NOT SAYING! HERE'S HOW IT WENT, AND - IF YOU DON'T SMARTEN UP ASAP, HOW IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO GO!

We, your loyal constituents, don't want to see the same-old binary political Muppet Show reruns!



OK, so, I just reviewed a lot of Google images of her: that definitely wasn't Hillary on TV tonight!

There is NO WAY that amount of bloating and wrinkles and overall facial sag could be ironed out that quickly at all! And the teeth were different, and so was the nose! I saw her nostrils in every shot, yet look at the internet archives: the real Hillary's nose is older and so, longer and saggier.

And that body-double we all saw couldn't quite mimic Hitlery's patented psychotic hysteria, either!

Well, whoever she was, she implied "to stop Russian cyber-hackers, we must control all Internet companies!" SCARY.

How did Donald miss that one?!

Ditto for the economy: he said "lower taxes!" so she said "government must 'invest' more!" (i.e: tax some to give to others)! Again: He missed it!

She says: "Intelligence surge!" needed to fight ISIS (i.e: give the NSA a larger payroll budget to hire more spies to spy on Americans)!

As opposed to a simple solution: "Ban all muslims as they are all members of a crime-gang!"

And he missed it AGAIN!

Hillary: "To control black ghetto violence, we must disarm everyone else, too!"

Crickets from Trump, but then he says "Black communities suffer most from violent crime!"

So of course she goes "You're a racist to point out those obvious statistical truths!"
Lying pandering race-dividing baiting bitch.

Finally, Trump couldn't even snipe back at the "neutral" debate moderator, Dindu Holt!

Holt: "But you trashed Hillary's 'unpresidential' LOOK (i.e: not only her 'stamina!)!"

Trump SHOULD HAVE SAID: Yeah, I said she LOOKS like she has no stamina!"

When she said he didn't release his tax returns; he should have said "Clinton Foundation!"

;-)

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